Preview of our coming attraction

(After a hard course of adventures together, slaughtering plague victims in the sewers and kobolds in caves, Morder Lust, probably a Dungeon Master in drag, or at any rate a very experienced player, is playing hard to get as Pearl makes heroinic efforts to seduce him. They are drinking mead together at the Nomad, Cordor's premier tavern for adventurers and adventuresses, and Pearl has just explained to Mor the lore behind mead being an aphrodisiac as the origin of the term, Honeymoon.)

Pearl Dragon: But what kind of nonsense is this I'm spouting? Mead must have gone right to my poor little head.. ** Laugh **
Morder Lust: he he
Pearl Dragon: I'm almost defenseless after a strong drink like that.. *Swoons into his arms* OHHhhh!!!!!!
Morder Lust: what?
Pearl Dragon: *What indeed.. swooning not being in the emote set LOL* That's nice.
Morder Lust: hmm?
Pearl Dragon: Thanks for catching me, Mor. I'd have fallen without your strong arms to save me.
Morder Lust: *grins*
Pearl Dragon: Hold me tight now. *Squeezes him* Oh, that feels nice... Get's so lonely out there in the field.
Morder Lust: well
Pearl Dragon: *Realizes he's the shy type of guy* Don't mean to embarrass you, Mor.
Morder Lust: ha ha
Pearl Dragon: Good.
Morder Lust: well
Pearl Dragon: Your spirits are back. It's so lonely out there in the hills and dales..
Morder Lust: i wonder why you are wearin that hood
Pearl Dragon: Oh this?
Morder Lust: yes
Pearl Dragon: It's because I'm a rogue.. I guess.
Morder Lust: well
Pearl Dragon: Uniform of our guild.. If we're caught without it..
Morder Lust: hmm?
Pearl Dragon: Well, I hate to tell you what they do to us, but it involves ropes and strangulation... Not pleasant at all..
Morder Lust: i see
Pearl Dragon: So I just keep the hood on.. And stay out of trouble
Morder Lust: thats smart
Pearl Dragon: Shall we sit down and talk for a while or... What do YOU want to do, Mor?
Morder Lust: well
Pearl Dragon: Well?
Morder Lust: i guess its a good idea to sit down
Pearl Dragon: ok Where?
Morder Lust: hmm cushions
Pearl Dragon: *Thinks, "Very safe seating arrangements."*
Morder Lust: hmm
Pearl Dragon: *Thinks, "Poor guy seems scared to death ...*
Morder Lust: i wonder how the others are doin at swamps...
Pearl Dragon: *Supposes .. "Probably still a virgin.. oh darn .. just my luck .. so CUTE, too* The swamps? Nasty place that.. Still, guess you want to get on with your training? Eager to...
Morder Lust: nah
Pearl Dragon: Nah?
Morder Lust: i like it here at nomad
Pearl Dragon: So tell me a story?
Morder Lust: a story? i dont really have much stories...
Pearl Dragon: I'd like to hear something about you? Everyone has a story..
Morder Lust: well...
Pearl Dragon: It just seems uninteresting to you 'cuz you know it so well To me it will be all new, see?
Morder Lust: heh
Pearl Dragon: So?
Morder Lust: hmmm
Pearl Dragon: *Listens carefully*
Morder Lust: well...i and my brothers came to lands of amia some time a go...
Pearl Dragon: Your brothers?
Morder Lust: yes
Pearl Dragon: how many?
Morder Lust: i have two brothers
Pearl Dragon: You're the oldest?
Morder Lust: no
Pearl Dragon: hm mm?
Morder Lust: the other one of my brothers was on the hunt with us his name is Jo Lust and the other brother is named Nathan Lust
Pearl Dragon: What brought you here then? Just the hunting of Jo, Nathan and Morder for more LUST than your hometown had to offer?
Morder Lust: well...yes nothin really happened there where i come from and i just arrived some time a go
Pearl Dragon: Jo, Nathan, and Morder.. The Lust brothers
Morder Lust: so nothing really to tell yep
Pearl Dragon: Then you came here to slate your lusts... *Thinks, "Damn what a one-track mind laughing softly"* So then how about your dream, Mor?
Morder Lust: hmm well
Pearl Dragon: Yes?
Morder Lust: i live in the moment *grins*
Pearl Dragon: What is it that you hope for though? Something that keeps you going in the tough times.. What you look forwards to...
Morder Lust: hmm well i guess i could say that my dream is...
Pearl Dragon: *Listens for his heart* Yes, Mor?
Morder Lust: to become the most power fullest person in the lands of amia...
Pearl Dragon: AH! Yes.. I sensed something of that in you from the very first..
Morder Lust: but it will be ok if i wont become that...time will tell
Pearl Dragon: Soon as I saw I thought *What a HUNK* of power... Surely you're destined for great things, Mor. Anyone can tell that.. or at least I can..
Morder Lust: hmmm
Pearl Dragon: Power is written all over your face.. *Takes a closer look ..but not so close as to frighten him again...* Yes.. There are great things written in your features. If I were a fortune teller instead of a simple rogue..
Morder Lust: heh
Pearl Dragon: I'll bet by looking at those lines on your cheek.. I could read the deaths of giants.. the slaying of dragons.. The breaching of mighty fortresses (and many a maidenhead as well) It's all there for you, Mor. You lucky guy! ** Laugh **
Morder Lust: maybe heh
Pearl Dragon: No, no. I'm quite sure.. Just like it was written in the stars .. not just in Cordor's bars..
Laugh if you must, Mor.. But your destiny awaits.. There's no doubt about it.. Now there's one small favor I'd ask of you..
Morder Lust: yes?
Pearl Dragon: I've had a hard day.. And I need your .... Services as a man..
Morder Lust: hmm?
Pearl Dragon: If you know what I mean..
Morder Lust: erm..
Pearl Dragon: Sorry to be so forwards .. But women do have certain needs.. And I'm, well, all tensed up after all that adventure.. So..
Morder Lust: hmmm
Pearl Dragon: Could you use that big strong body of yours to .. I'll just lie down in a quiet place..
Morder Lust: you know thats done for love not for...hmm...something
Pearl Dragon: Take off these pesky clothes..
Morder Lust: hmmm...
Pearl Dragon: No need to worry your self about love.. I'm just talking about my body's physical needs... So take off all that armor.. It will just be in the way..
Morder Lust: at least we should go upstairs...
Pearl Dragon: Then I'll lie down and.. oh, upstairs, out of everyone's sight.. So silly of me not to think of that.. Good idea..
Morder Lust: lets go then?...
Pearl Dragon: Yes Lead on..
Pearl Dragon: Do you have your own room here?
Morder Lust: nah
Pearl Dragon: So do we have to ask at the bar or... Just take one?
Morder Lust: hmm can you open locks?
Pearl Dragon: But naturally. I am a roguette, right?
Morder Lust: yes
Pearl Dragon: So lead on, Mor. I'll open any door.
Morder Lust: actually they are open already just need to lock them
Pearl Dragon: You are a dear to take care of my need like this.
Pearl Dragon: Especially in an out of the way spot 'cuz I can get noisy.. In certain circumstances...
Morder Lust: hmm

(Whatever do you suppose is going to happen in that upstairs chamber behind locked doors, dear reader?
However is Pearl Dragon going to keep a PG chat log as advertised while taking care of business in that room with Mor LUST?)