Honey Brewer's Romantic Adventures...

Honey Brewer got lucky as you might have expected; however, in keeping with our self-imposed PG rating, it will no longer be possible to post a link to the unedited chat log, which contain some very personal, private parts. Here's a couple of short excerpts showing where we're headed:

(Honey meets Susius, a handsome hero, who helps her in the forest, then later in town invites her for drinks, a bath and bed together.)

Honey Brewer: What do you suggest, Susius? *Looks at him expectantly* You seem familiar with the local customs more than I am...
Susius Fireshell: Well, i suggest you take a shower, and buy some new cloth by the local customs like i did. Follow me.
Honey Brewer: O.k. Lead on then...
Susius Fireshell: The baths are here. Hope you have a swim suit...?
Honey Brewer: Yes. These are baths... Hmm... No. Have you?
Susius Fireshell: No....
Honey Brewer: Well, we do have our birthday suits, ne?
Susius Fireshell: *grins* We always do.
Honey Brewer: Those usually work. *Smiles, Disrobes, and Sits in the water*
Susius Fireshell: *He takes off his cloth*
Honey Brewer: Ah. This feels nice! Well, Susius. *Grins* You look cute in your birthday suit.
Susius Fireshell: I could say the same about you *winks*.

(Later...)

Honey Brewer: Somehow, though, I could feel that your heart holds no harm for me in it... *Smiles trustfully at him*
Susius Fireshell: *He smiles back*
Honey Brewer: Let's go then?
Susius Fireshell: Let us check for rooms. Upstairs.
Honey Brewer: ok
Susius Fireshell: Locked.
Honey Brewer: It needs a key.
Susius Fireshell: *Sigh* It needs a key.
Honey Brewer: I can open some locks, but not that one.
Susius Fireshell: Skillful, are you? *he grins*.
Honey Brewer: Well, I'm a roguette. Who has the key?
Susius Fireshell: Well, let's check. Hmm... what is this? Let see, which one is mine.. Oh, here we go. *mutters* And i paid some real money to afford it...
Honey Brewer: *Locks door from inside with lever* No skill needed here. *Smiles* Oh? You paid for this room?
Susius Fireshell: Of course, they don't give anything for free!
Honey Brewer: Hmm...? Torture equipment?
Susius Fireshell: Well, this is the bath *he points* And that's some... yes... Torture equipment. I guess it's for the more creative guests.
Honey Brewer: Bath sounds nicer..
Susius Fireshell: And that's the bed.
Honey Brewer: *Disrobes, and Sits in the bath*
Susius Fireshell: *He takes his cloth off*
Honey Brewer: This water is a bit cooler... *Shivers* Warm me up?
Susius Fireshell: *he smiles* There you go, sit in here.
Honey Brewer: *Tries to Sit in his lap facing him, but finds: "This function only works for lap-enabled seats," so Sits in the water beside him*
Susius Fireshell: *he gets closer to her and puts his arm around here*
Honey Brewer: Susius? *Hugs him*
Susius Fireshell: Feeling warmer? *smiles*
Honey Brewer: *Happy smile* Yes. That's nice, Susius. I like this much better than torture...

(Then they move to the bed for off-camera, adult activities. - The kind where she says, "I want to have your baby," and tries to get impregnated by Susius.)